Eating Out Essentials

My family likes to eat out every now and then.  I think it is especially great because I get to watch all sorts of other people while eating dinner with Mom and Dad.  I pretty sure my mom really likes it too because she doesn’t have to do the dishes when we are finished.  In fact, someone else comes and takes them away and they disappear forever!  Anyway, in my eating out experience I have discovered that there are a few things that make my experience more enjoyable.  And let’s be honest if my experience isn’t enjoyable than no one else’s is either.

1. Table Mats – these handy dandy little things let Mom put my food right on the table without having to worry about wiping the table down first (honestly ,she prefers that I use a plate but I often dump my food out so she might as well be a step ahead of me).  They are interesting to look at and my favorite ones come with non-rolling crayons and I get to color before my food arrives.  Mommy also likes them because she can roll up my mess and not feel bad for the staff that has to clean up after me.  Here is a link to my favorite kind: Classy Kid Germ Defense Placemat – Pack of 20

2. Toothbrush Holder for Utensils – Yep I said it a toothbrush holder.  My mommy used to make me eat with those horrible plastic utensils that come in a toddler travel kit but I hated that I couldn’t poke anything with my fork and that my spoon was a weird shape.  Thanks to my grandpa and his brain, Mommy bought a toothbrush holder and she puts one of my regular Gerber Graduates Forks and one of my regular Munchkin Spoons in it.  Mommy is happy because my utensils stay clean (baggies didn’t work because they were always tearing); I am happy because I get my normal stuff.

3. Clorox Disinfecting Wipes To Go Pack! – Lots of times when I get to our table at a restaurant my chair is less than perfectly clean and I don’t want to be sitting in someone else’s pureed peas (they were gross enough to eat when I was that little).  So, now I have instructed my parents to clean my chair off first with one of these wipes.  I was considerate enough to find a pack that fits nicely in the diaper bag yet has some real cleaning power.

Now that you know what you need, I hope that you can have the awesome eating out experiences that I have.  While you are at it, go ahead and order yourself a meal – it is often times cheaper than Mommy or Daddy getting something big enough to share.  May I recommend the steak done medium well with a sweet potato or the turkey dinner; both are delicious!

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